50/50 Makes Me Money

Since I don't have a television and could not watch the Super Bowl from the comfort of my bed, I did not watch it. 

Instead, I did what any normal person would do and went to Redbox.

Side note, if they put a Redbox on a college campus, they'd make big bucks.

Just sayin'.

Well, I got Moneyball and 50/50.

I really liked Moneyball.

It gave me some serious goosebumps.

Plus I like Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill.

So it was a win in my books.

Not that a win in my book counts for much.

50/50 on the other hand.

First off, it made me laugh.

You know you're doin' good if you make me laugh.

Plus Joseph Gordon-Levitt is so great.

This movie also made me realize that if God loves the people in my family, he will not give me cancer.

I would be an awful person to take care of.

People, I can't even handle colds.

I'm a huge baby.

Like a lay-around-all-day-and-do-nothing-but-whine-until-someone-takes-care-of-me baby.

If you're ever around when I'm sick, I suggest you leave.

I'm not very nice to be around.

And if I'm this unpleasant with a cold, imagine me with a terminal illness.

Now go out and watch yo-selves a movie, dawg.