Monday, July 23, 2012

Magic Mike

Alright, alright, alright.
Can you guess who I am?
Ten points to the winner. 

You're right.
I'm Matthew McConaughey.
So I saw Magic Mike
with my mother.
While some of you may be thinking,
"Uh.. how awkward, why?"
I was thinking,
"This is awesome".

Until I actually saw the movie.
I was sort of disappointed.
Well, I didn't have high expectations,
but I was still a little let down.

Channing Tatum is as attractive as ever,
but his dancing was way less awesome than in
his previous movies.

I was not happy with you Mr. Tatum.
But you were very good looking so I forgive you.

And then on top of all the awkwardness in the movie already,
there was awkwardness in the theater.

To the woman next to me,
your weird comments under your breath
were not so "under your breath" as they were out loud.
You creeped me out.
Sincerely me.

To the three men in the audience,
you are a very sweet husband,
but c'mon.. somethings, you need to stand up
and say no to.
Unless you like male strippers yourself.
In which case, more power to ya.

To all the screaming girls,
uh, the movies rated R.
So unless you snuck in and are really thirteen.
You shouldn't be screaming like a preteen at a Justin Bieber concert.
It wasn't awesome when you were twelve and
it's especially not awesome when you're in a movie theater.

And this concludes the end of my randomness on Magic Mike.

1 comment:

Alana Christine said...

I wasn't very satisfied with the movie, either!