Wait you guys.
I just won a giveaway.
Can I even explain how cool that is?
I seriously enter a million giveaways a month.
I've been trying so hard to win.
Not even for the prize.
Just to be like:
"Oh yeah, well I won a giveaway and you didn't. Nananana"
As you can see, I'm a really humble winner.
So this giveaway.
It was a $40 giftcard to Tookies.
And have I ever mentioned I have the biggest sweet tooth?
This girl downed a package of Oreos like the world was ending yesterday.
I'm ashamed and a little proud.
But mostly curious why I'm not obese yet.
With the amount of treats I consume and the lack of exercise,
by my calculations I should be a million pounds.
It was an exact calculation.
I've got this whole algebra thing in the bag.
Wait, so I'm pretty sure this means I don't have a sweet tooth.
I have an addiction.
Or un-diagnosed diabetes.
Back to what I was saying.
They have cookie sandwiches, cake in a jar,
marshmallows, s'mores in a jar.
Basically those dreams you have where you eat everything in site
and it all tastes incredible. Hm, maybe that's my fat kid syndrome.
Does everyone have these dreams?
Well, my dreams made a website.
It's called Tookies.
In other news, this ole blog 'o mine is in need of a spruce up.
Which really means I'm bored with my design and I want it to be better.
Which means I'm getting a new one.