Monday, February 20, 2012

My Armpits Are Cooler Than Yours

Aye, yo whassup?!
So yesterday...
Why was yesterday important?
Um, 30?
Heck yes we hit 30 followers yesterday! 
To say I'm pumped right now would not even cover it.
You people make me ridiculously happy.
I'm doin' a little dance in my dorm room right now.
Some award winning moves right there. 

And to celebrate, you people are going to get to hear all about why this kid is the coolest person ever.

He's one of the funniest people I know.
Like tears runnin' down my legs funny.
Plus he spoils the beejuzus out of me

Him and I have some seriously out of control conversations.
But that's what makes us the coolest kids around. 

Exhibit A:
I mean really, they're just Pop-Tarts.
Although I do stand by that statement.
Brown cinnamon sugar are the only real kind of Pop-Tart.

Exhibit B:
Boyfriend: "I just really want a tattoo, or an ear piercing, or a new way to dress"
Me: "Well, why do you need those things?"
Boyfriend: "I just want to look like an overall badass."
Me: ".. of course you do"

I mean you can't argue with the man.
Who doesn't want that?

Exhibit C:
To preface this one, we were on Skype and I was raising my arm up to itch my foot. 

Boyfriend: "You have really nice armpits"
 Ok wait just one minute..
First of all, what?
And second of all..
I have had a rash under my arm for about 8 months 
(not that any of you want to know that)
The sucker just wont go away.
And to ice the cake, I can't shave because of it. 
My armpits resemble an orangutan right now. 
But if he thinks so, clearly I chose the right man. 

Plus, he paints my nails.

He's seriously cool I tell you.
A nail-paintin', armpit lovin', overall badass.
Who could ask for anything more?


Bettina said...

Haha he sounds as crazy as my husband. Love this post.

Monica said...

I am a new GFC follower. I found you on a grow your blog hop. I would love for you to stop by my site and follow me as well. Also check out our giveaway for a $170 Technogel Pillow if you are interested. Thanks

Justine said...

Stopping by from the Grow your blog {blog Hop}!

Breanna Hohenstein said...

Hooray for 30 followers :) You've got yourself a keeper, He paints your toes? Eric might if I asked, I'll have to try that!

Hope you had a good monday!

Eliza said...

Sounds like you found a keeper! I'm new to your blog, and newly following :) Looking forward to getting to know you! xo, e